Nigeria’s CBN Calls 5,000 and 10,000 Naira Banknote Report ‘Fake News’

According to the report, which seemed to have been conjured from the depths of social media’s imagination, these new banknotes were set to become legal tender on the rather auspicious date of May 1, 2025. One can only assume that the CBN Deputy Governor, Ibrahim Tahir, was busy sipping tea and enjoying a good book, as he was purportedly quoted in this fanciful tale. The report suggested that these new notes would not only reduce cash-handling costs but also provide Nigerians with a more efficient means of conducting large transactions. Quite the promise, wouldn’t you say? 😏

Mecha Shifty Complete Analysis

Mechanical Shifty’s corrective explosives carry a built-in Vapaus device, rendering powerless any heretic who challenges her path.

The bombs of Mechanical Shifty contain a special tool called Vapaus which can make anyone who opposes her lose their strength.

Joe Jonas Steps in as Morgan Wallen Walks Off SNL Stage in Controversial Exit!

As a diehard fan bursting with excitement, I can’t help but share the thrilling news that none other than Joe Jonas, at 35 years young, unexpectedly graced our screens in the hilarious musical sketch Big Dumb Line during this weekend’s episode! It turns out that Niall Horan, just 31, had initially been invited to join the act but politely declined the offer, as reported by Page Six. But fear not, fellow fans, because Joe Jonas more than made up for it with his electrifying performance!

Justin Bieber’s Marriage in Shambles?

There’s been growing speculation that things might not be going smoothly in paradise lately. This is partly due to Justin’s more unkempt look recently and his open discussions on social media about dealing with anger problems.