BNB ETF?! 🤑 Crypto Goes Mainstream?

According to the thrilling public records on Delaware’s website (I know, try to contain your excitement), VanEck registered this new “product” on Monday. A “product.” It sounds like they’re selling vacuum cleaners. The “VanEck BNB ETF” – catchy, right? – was registered as a trust corporate service company, whatever that is. They did the same thing for Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and Avalanche ETFs. It’s like they’re collecting them all like Pokémon cards, except instead of Pikachu, you get… Avalanche. I’m not sure who wins in that scenario.

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The announcement, naturally, caused the global markets to have a bit of a wobble. In the daily chart, Europe is sulking at -0.31%, China’s having a mild panic at -0.18%, Japan is face-planting at -3.19%, India’s feeling slightly off at -0.21%, South Africa’s taken a tumble at -0.94%, and Australia’s upside down as usual at -0.93%.