🐙💸 “Kraken’s Tea Party: A Spot of GBP, Old Chap?”

ClearBank, not one to shy away from the whims of the crypto market, has expanded its role in this fantastical realm by partnering with Kraken to provide GBP clearing services for the exchange’s U.K. clients. This development follows hot on the heels of Kraken’s recent acquisition of an EMI licence through its entity Payward Services. How very… respectable of them. 📈

Jack Dorsey’s Bitcoin Dreams: Are We There Yet? 🤔💸

In a recent tête-à-tête with Bitcoin News, Dorsey declared that if Bitcoin (BTC) ends up being just a “store of value,” it’s basically a failure. I mean, who wants a currency that you can actually spend? 🙄 He insists that for Bitcoin to stay relevant, it needs to be used for everyday payments. You know, like buying coffee or that overpriced avocado toast.

Daisy May Cooper’s Shocking Transformation: Ghost-Hunting and 10-Stone Weight Loss!

As I, a lifestyle expert, find myself immersed in the thrilling world of entertainment, I occasionally indulge in simple pleasures like munching on a box of chips during breaks while diving back into my work. Recently, this took place as I embarked on a journey to York, where I’m filming for Ghost – an intriguing BBC series that will have me and my partner exploring a variety of mysterious locations.

Big Brother’s Wallet: U.S. House Says No to Digital Spying 🕵️‍♂️💸

At its heart, this bill is about keeping the government out of your business. Emmer, who’s about as fond of CBDCs as a cat is of water, argues that this legislation is all about privacy, sovereignty, and free markets. Because, you know, nothing says “freedom” like a bunch of politicians arguing over digital money. Emmer’s big fear? That the government could use CBDCs to spy on your every transaction, turning your wallet into a surveillance tool. “This bill keeps digital currency policy in the hands of the people,” he declared, as if the people had been clamoring for this all along.