Month: April 2025

Alas, despite this ostensibly bullish turn of events, the price of Solana, that darling of the altcoin world, has taken a rather dramatic nosedive, plummeting more than12% over the past24 hours. One could say it’s as if the crypto market has caught a case of the vapors amidst a full-blown sell-off. 😱💸

The Miner Mag reports that Ursalpha Digital Limited, a shadowy figure with ties to Bitmain, has agreed to fork over a paltry $352 million for Cango’s aging Chinese operations. A steal, one might say, in this age of digital gold rushes. 😏

At the heart of this ambitious venture lies the A7A5 stablecoin, a curious creature that finds its roots in the Russian ruble—oh, the irony! With its sights set firmly on emerging markets, this financial chimera will surely encourage many to scratch their heads in bewilderment. CZ, with a twinkle of mischief in his eye, professes that he has been advising not only Kyrgyzstan but various governments—both overtly and covertly—on the intricate ballet of cryptocurrencies. 🎭

In the annals of corporate skirmishes, Genius Group finds itself entangled in a web of litigation, reminiscent of a Tolstoyan drama, all stemming from an ill-fated romance with Fatbrain AI. The Asset Purchase Agreement, once a beacon of hope, now a bone of contention, has birthed lawsuits aplenty. Arbitration, injunctions, and allegations of fraud dance a waltz around the courtroom, with Genius Group caught in the vortex.