Month: April 2025

Bitcoin Goes Bonkers: Itā€™s Up $2,000, Back to the Future of Finance!

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Today, in a move that’s baffled experts and everyday folks alike, BTC jumped an exhilarating 2.36%, adding a delightful $2,000 to its already inflated value like a party balloon on a hot day. The reason behind this sudden spike? Well, it seems that traders have taken to the crystal ball, and their prediction is as insane as it is intriguing: the Fed Reserve may just be warming up to the notion of a whopping 100 basis points interest rate cut this year! šŸŽ‰ Thatā€™s the sort of number that can make a mathematician weep with joy or confusion – or both.

Elonā€™s Starlink vs. Trumpā€™s Tariffs: A Desperate Game of Cosmic Chess šŸš€šŸ¤”

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During the question hour in the Rajya Sabha, Chadha, with the fervor of a man who has seen too much and understood too little, lamented the 26% tariffs imposed by the Trump administration. ā€œIndia,ā€ he declared, ā€œhas offered its unflinching loyalty and undying friendship to the US. We have done everything possible to promote and protect the interests of the US and US companies in Indiaā€¦ But despite this, the Trump administration has levied 26% tariffs on Indian goods, which is likely to hit us by 50-100 basis points in terms of GDP loss. We will lose our competitive advantage in the global market particularly if the doors of the US markets are closed for us.ā€

Mickey Rourke’s HUGE Celebrity Big Brother Fee Revealed!

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80’s action hero, aged 72, became the last celebrity to join the highly anticipated reality TV program. This show is set to air on April 7 and will run for approximately two weeks, concluding on April 25.

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The iconic action star from the 80’s, now 72 years old, was the last to commit to the much-awaited reality TV series. This series is scheduled to premiere on April 7 and will run for approximately two weeks until it ends on April 25.

Drake Is Now Allowed To Request Kendrick Lamar’s Contract Amongst Other Documents in “Not Like Us” Lawsuit

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Earlier today, Judge Jeanette Vargas sided with Drake’s legal team during a pre-trial conference, allowing them to proceed with depositions of UMG executives and document requests. Last month, UMG had requested the judge to halt all discovery in the case, encompassing demands for “all contracts” between UMG and Kendrick Lamar, along with John Janick’s compensation, incentives, and other details as Interscope CEO, among other executive information.