According to Tokenomist (who, we assume, spends their days counting virtual coins instead of sheep), we’re facing what the ancients call “cliff and linear unlocks.” It’s rather like watching a digital version of lemmings jumping off a cliff, except these lemmings are worth millions. 🦊
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To put this in perspective, imagine someone telling you in 2016 that your 1 exahash would one day be multiplied by 1,000. They’d have been laughed at harder than a dwarf trying to sell beach property in Ankh-Morpork. 😆
Alon Cohen, the fearless co-founder of Pump.fun, just announced on X that they’re rolling out these “industry standard moderation systems,” complete with rules they claim are “transparent” (insert eye roll here). The new Livestream Moderation Policy is supposed to create this super safe environment—like a cozy blanket—where we can be all creative and engaged, but also not, you know, break any laws, harass people, or do sketchy stuff. Because apparently that’s frowned upon. 🤷♂️
2023 saw Warner Bros making an unexpected decision: they postponed indefinitely their planned hybrid animation/live-action project. This move came as the studio shifted towards a fresh worldwide distribution approach, even though the movie had already been screened for test audiences following its production completion in 2022.
The stock futures, like wistful souls lost in an endless winter, have sunk a dismal fifteen percent over three days. One might almost imagine a poet lamenting, “Ah, a depression returns!”—a sentiment so wry it tears a reluctant smile, despite the heavy air of despair.
As a film enthusiast, I can’t help but marvel at the magical places where music legends were born and nurtured. From Fairfax High School, where the Red Hot Chili Peppers first crossed paths, to Compton, where N.W.A put their city on hip-hop’s map, paving the way for none other than Kendrick Lamar himself. The story of No Doubt, with Gwen Stefani at the helm, unfolded within a Dairy Queen in Orange County. And the journey of Billie Eilish and her brother Finneas began right inside their Highland Park home. The list goes on, reminding us that the power of music lies not only in its notes but also in the unique stories behind each artist’s humble beginnings.
At precisely 8:15 AM UTC on that fateful April day, as if the heavens had decreed a slow but sorrowful retreat, the TDS token fell over 20%, witnessed by the beleaguered markets of Asia, Europe, and the United States. Even the grand monuments of crypto, Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH), were not spared from this cosmic dance of loss.
This legal drama, part of a larger case filed in October 2024, seeks to halt the restructuring of user assets without their consent. The court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the government two weeks to respond. Meanwhile, the case has ignited a firestorm of concerns over user rights and data protection. Because, let’s face it, nothing says “trust us” like restructuring someone’s crypto without asking. 🙃
One must observe, with no small measure of dismay, that Bitcoin has suffered a decline of seven percent, settling at a rather modest £75,000 – a sum that would have made even Mr. Darcy blush. Meanwhile, poor Ethereum, like a wallflower at a country dance, has found itself declining by fourteen and a half percent! 😱