The influence of American economic events resembles the swift hand of fate, shaping Bitcoin into a puppet of fear and hope. Traders and investors find themselves at the mercy of these treacherous data points, for they wield great power over their fortunes.
In a tweet that has sent ripples through the Dogecoin community and possibly caused a few cats to raise their eyebrows, Markus shared an image that is as enlightening as it is amusing. It offers a delightful commentary on the cyclical nature of the market, which is about as predictable as a Vogon poetry reading.
As of my last check (which I do with the same frequency as a pessimistic weatherman), SOL was sitting pretty at $101.91, fresh off a more than 14% slap in the face over the past 24 hours. That’s right, it’s lost a solid chunk of its charm—down a staggering 13% just this week and almost 25% in the past month. Maybe Solana’s idea of growing up is a little rocky, huh?
To make matters worse, over $1 billion in crypto liquidations have been wiped out in the last 24 hours. It’s a bloodbath, folks. And all of this madness can be traced back to the usual suspects: the ever-charming US-China trade conflicts and the wonderful chaos brought on by President Trump’s latest tariff moves. Cardano, too, is caught in the crossfire, dropping to $0.55 — a 13% plunge amid the frenzy. It’s like watching a sinking ship, and ADA’s lifeboats aren’t looking too good right now. 🚢
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On TikTok, a video was posted showing Clint proposing to his girlfriend, who’s 29 years old. He got down on one knee and then showed off a stunning diamond ring.
A video uploaded to TikTok captured the moment when Clint proposed to his girlfriend, aged 29, by kneeling and revealing an impressive diamond ring.
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On TikTok, there’s a clip showing Clint proposing to his girlfriend, who is 29, by getting down on one knee and presenting a stunning diamond ring.
Ah, but Sigel, ever the astute observer, illuminates the curious phenomenon of digital assets already frolicking in the fields of energy trade—a trend that could very well accelerate faster than a caffeinated rabbit on a sugar high, thanks to Trump’s tariffs. He points to the recent revelation that China and Russia are engaging in a clandestine tango with Bitcoin and other digital assets to settle their energy transactions, while Bolivia, in a fit of crypto enthusiasm, announces plans to import energy using cryptocurrency. Meanwhile, in the land of baguettes and berets, French utility giant EDF is reportedly pondering the delightful idea of using surplus electricity to mine Bitcoin instead of sending it off to Germany. Oh, the irony! 🍞⚡
Alas, in the most recent 24 hours, the global crypto market cap plummeted with all the subtlety of a lead balloon, descending by 11% to a paltry $2.37 trillion, as per the ever-reliable sages at CoinMarketCap. One might reminisce fondly to early November 2024, when the digital asset market cap dared to dip below the exalted $2.4 trillion mark, coincidentally just before the US presidential election’s curtain fell.
Alas, despite this brief moment of glory, Bitcoin’s hashrate has since plummeted back to below 0.95 ZH/s by April 7, as reported by the ever-watchful BTC Frame. Such fluctuations are, of course, the result of the various methodologies employed to calculate hashrate, which include the whims of block times, the caprices of difficulty adjustments, and the particular nodes and miner pools selected for data extraction. One might say it’s a bit like trying to measure the height of a particularly elusive giraffe.