Dimon’s Tariff Tango: Is America Setting Itself Up? 😂

“The recent tariffs are about as welcome as your least favorite relative at Thanksgiving—they’re gonna boost inflation and might even bring on a recession,” Dimon laments in his annual little rant to shareholders. “Whether this tariff menu leads to a full-blown recession is still up in the air, but it’s definitely going to slow down growth.”

🤯 Ripple’s Wild $18.9T Prediction! 🤑

Tokenization, they explain, with the patience one reserves for explaining the obvious to a dim-witted cousin, is the transmutation of the tangible into the digital. Real estate, stocks, even *art*—all rendered into neat little tokens, traded on the blockchain like so many digital trinkets. A next-gen alternative, they say, to our slow, clunky financial system. As if the world needed more ways to complicate things. 😒

Enigmatic, British singer Cleo Sol makes her long-awaited L.A. debut at Hollywood Bowl

In the 17,000-seat amphitheater, filled to capacity, the atmosphere was charged with anticipation as both seasoned and novice attendees recognized two facts: This was a precious chance to observe the renowned R&B artist perform live, and that her profoundly soothing music would touch them emotionally and spiritually. (Prior to the show’s commencement, several individuals in the vicinity shared their readiness to weep – I was no exception.)