🎭 XRP ETF’s Wild Debut: Crushes Solana but Gets Humbled by Bitcoin’s Billion-Dollar Show!

Mon Dieu! Five million in volume, they say! *adjusts powdered wig dramatically* ‘Tis enough to make poor Solana weep in her boudoir, for she managed but a quarter of such grandeur! Yet, let us not forget, dear audience, that this sum appears as mere pocket change when compared to BlackRock’s Bitcoin performance – a true comedy of proportions! πŸ˜‚

Big Brother Drama: Trisha Ignored Jojo

67-year-old TV host, battling terminal stage four breast cancer, became the third resident of the lavish dwelling, following Chesney Hawkes, 53, and 21-year-old Jojo who were previously presented to ITV audiences.