Ethereum’s DEX Drama: Solana Steals the Spotlight! 😱

Once boasting a majestic $112 billion in December 2024, Ethereum’s DEX volume now languishes at a mere $57 billion in March 2025. A fall from grace, indeed. Yet, amidst the ruins, ETH clings to its throne, still commanding a respectable share of spot trading volume. Uniswap [UNI] remains the undisputed king, while poor SushiSwap [SUSHI] struggles to attract even 2,000 daily active addresses. 🍣

Dogecoin ETF: The SEC’s Newest Comedy Show 🐕🎭

Dogecoin

21Shares, in its infinite wisdom, has submitted the S-1 form for its Dogecoin ETF, joining the ranks of Grayscale and Bitwise in this peculiar race. The next step? Filing the 19b-4 form, which will officially begin the bureaucratic dance towards potential approval. One can only imagine the SEC’s collective sigh as they add yet another crypto-related filing to their ever-growing pile. 📄😮‍💨