Bitcoin Drops Like It’s Hot: Nasdaq Follows Suit as Tariff Drama Unfolds!

After Bitcoin (BTC) strutted its stuff with an 8% rise the day before, it slid about 4% back down, like it realized it wasn’t wearing any pants. As for the Nasdaq, it couldn’t keep its head in the game either, down 5.5% after a showy 12% rally. All eyes are on President Trump as he figures out his next tariff move. Talk about pressure! 😩

Ethereum Developer’s Hilarious Escape from Parole Prison! 🕵️‍♂️💰

As if scripted by fate’s own hand, updates fluttered through the ether on that fateful Wednesday of April 9, 2025, announcing Griffith’s embrace of the civilian life once more. Ah, the sweet scent of freedom! This came after bidding farewell to a mere fraction of his sentence—a small toll for a lad who dared to enlighten the world on the arcane arts of cryptocurrency while cavorting with North Korean elites.