Banks and Crypto: The Unlikely Love Story You Never Saw Coming

Crypto Collateral Program

Franklin Templeton, the investment fund that sounds like it should be managing your great-aunt’s estate, has joined the party. They’re providing digital funds, which I assume are just regular funds but with a cooler font. The whole thing is being tested in Dubai under the watchful eye of the Virtual Asset Regulatory Authority (VARA), which sounds like a villain from a James Bond movie. 🎬

Why 63% of Bitcoin Holders Are Too Stubborn to Move an Inch!

As the price swings like a pendulum caught in a storm, analysts begin to whisper that maybe—just maybe—the worst is behind us. After all, having plummeted more than a dog chasing a runaway frisbee, this Bitcoin has managed to prop itself up above key support levels, lending a glimmer of hope to those brave enough to hold on. 🙃

Don’t Miss This: Stablecoin Scandals in the UK! 😜💼

In a series of rather splendid meetings held on April 4th and April 8th, the Financial Policy Committee (FPC) uncovered that stablecoins have grown as popular and unruly as an unexpected guest at a high-society soirée. One must wonder—was this growth orchestrated or simply the inevitable outcome of pandemonium? 😉

Crypto Chaos: SEC’s Uyeda Proposes a Sandbox for Digital Delinquents! 🎢

Uyeda, in his opening remarks at the SEC’s Crypto Task Force’s second roundtable—an event that surely had all the excitement of watching paint dry—proffered this tantalizing morsel of hope. He mused that such a framework would permit both registered and unregistered exchanges to engage in the trading of tokenized securities. A veritable utopia for those who prefer their regulations as loose as their morals! 🎉