Month: April 2025

The Great Tech Giants (who shall not be named, but rhyme with ‘Schmoogle’ and ‘Schmamazon’) currently hold all the data cards, much like dragons hoarding digital gold. The blockchain enthusiasts, wearing their finest crypto-colored spectacles, believe they have the solution: decentralization! Because nothing says “trust us” quite like a system nobody controls. 🐉

In the quiet twilight of economic fortunes, the crypto realm resembles a vast, untroubled steppe awakening from a long winter. Bitcoin, like a steadfast hero in one of those grand Russian epics, has ascended above the enigmatic $85K, while Ethereum and XRP linger gracefully around $1,500 and $2 respectively. All this unfolds as China, with a flourish worthy of a theatrical farce, imposes tariffs following President Trump’s extravagant 145% on Chinese wares. Meanwhile, modest CPI and PPI figures have conspired to breathe new life into the markets, hinting at a recovery rally that grows as inexorable as fate itself. 😂

Enter BlockScholes, the crypto equivalent of a gossip columnist with a PhD. Their postmortem report reveals the juicy details of how Bybit’s hack sent ripples through the market, bid-ask spreads, and the curious case of Retail Price Improvement (RPI) orders. Spoiler: it’s a tale of resilience, liquidity, and a dash of retail trader pampering.

According to some super-secret sources (you know, the kind that wear sunglasses indoors), the SSA has decided that sending out letters is so last century. Instead, they’ll be relying on X to keep the public in the loop. I mean, why not? Who doesn’t want to get their important government updates in 280 characters or less? 📱