Michael Saylor’s $285M Bitcoin Gamble: Is He a Genius or Just Chasing Losses? 😅

The ever-ambitious Michael Saylor, founder of Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy, for reasons unknown), has once more pledged fealty to his beloved Bitcoin. This week, in the face of underwhelming performance thus far in 2025, he boldly announced an additional $285 million Bitcoin purchase, because why not? A small hiccup in market conditions never stopped him before.

Why Is Semler Betting $500M On Bitcoin After Its $30M DOJ Oopsie?

After years of passive-aggressive love letters from the DOJ (also known as subpoenas), Semler has at last agreed to pen a check for $29.75 million to quiet the fuss about its QuantaFlo device. The allegations? Something-something, anti-fraud laws—those fiddly little rules that make corporate lawyers reach for the expensive whiskey. Anyone surprised? Please raise your hand—preferably not while holding company stock.

Bitcoin’s Wobbly Adventure: Will It Soar or Sink? 🚀💰

Bitcoin Chart

Now, on the 14th of April, Bitcoin was prancing around at a price of $84,379, a mere hop from $84,317 a month prior—a change so tiny, it could fit in a thimble! 🪡 This flat performance was set against a backdrop of two rather dramatic events: the United States declaring a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (fancy, eh?) and President Trump throwing tariffs like confetti at a party!

Drake Confirms He Has a New Album in the Works

Expressing gratitude towards his fans for listening to their latest collaboration, “Sexy Songs 4 U” with PARTYNEXTDOOR, he expressed, “I want to thank everyone streaming the album. With every stream, every step of the journey. Creating a new album is always challenging, it’s like getting slapped.” Ross appeared surprised by The Boy’s swift release schedule.

Atomic Keyboard Unveils ‘Severance’-Inspired Keyboard With a Missing Escape Key

Modeled after the Data General “Dasher” terminal from 1977, this keyboard closely mirrors its on-screen counterpart in design. It boasts the same off-white and blue color scheme, a chunky retro aesthetic, and a trackball on the right side. Atomic Keyboard designed it to be fully operational with a 73-key, 70% layout, but the omission of certain keys such as Escape, Control, and Option is no oversight. Instead, it intentionally reflects the show’s unsettling motifs by recreating their absence on the keyboard.

Tekken 8 Emergency Patch Notes – April 15 (Ver. 2.00.02) + Dev Apology

Bandai Namco has disclosed that the “Emergency Patch” will officially launch on April 15, along with the Tekken 8 Emergency Patch Notes (Version 2.00.02). This announcement comes after a wave of feedback regarding Season 2. The primary objective of this update is to promptly rectify gameplay discrepancies, particularly those that favor offensive mechanics too heavily.

Nick Carter Breaks Silence Amid Shocking Rape Allegations and Lawsuit

45-year-old singer from the Backstreet Boys is facing a lawsuit filed by a woman named Laura Penly. The charges include sexual assault, as well as causing emotional distress both intentionally and negligently. In addition, she alleges that he infected her with several sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), as reported by TMZ based on obtained documents.