AI: The Savior of Burnt-Out Creators? 😅

OnlyFans, Patreon, Cameo – these platforms have become the new world ports, bustling hubs where creators dock to trade their wares directly with eager fans. It’s a golden era, or so it seems, until the gold starts to lose its luster. The creators, in their quest to conquer new lands, find themselves marooned on islands of exhaustion, their once boundless energy sapped by the relentless tide of messages and expectations.

Oops, They Did It Again: Thai SEC vs OKX!

According to our sources (ahem, Finance Feeds), the SEC is not just cranky about OKX’s lack of a license under the Digital Asset Business Act B.E. 2561 (2018) – oh no! They’re also throwing shade on their “Know Your Customer” and “Anti-Money Laundering” protocols, which they claim leave Thai traders as vulnerable as a catnip-loving kitten in a room full of puppies. 🐱💔

Crypto Chaos: $226M Inflows Amidst a Market Meltdown! 🚨💰

Global crypto ETPs pulled in another $226 million in the last trading week, adding to the prior week’s $644 million haul, according to CoinShares on March 31. Yet, despite this two-week glimmer of optimism, the total assets under management (AUM) kept slipping, like sand through a prospector’s fingers, dropping below $134 million by March 28.

30K BTC Vanishes: Is Bitcoin About to Go Bonkers? 🤔💰

Now, hold onto your hats, because bigwigs like Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy, but who’s counting?) are gobbling up this digital gold like it’s the last slice of chocolate cake at a birthday party! 🎂 But beware, market watchers are wringing their hands, warning of a liquidity crunch that could send prices soaring like a kite in a hurricane! 🌪️

Trump Family Takes Bitcoin Mining to New Heights. Get Ready for Some Digital Gold! 💰

In a twist that could only be described as “heavy-duty mining,” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. have decided to fuse their firm, American Data Centers, with this freshly minted entity called American Bitcoin, claiming a modest 20% share. The other 80%? Well, that’s courtesy of Hut 8, a public crypto infrastructure company, which is generously contributing nearly 61,000 mining machines—just what every family needs on a Sunday afternoon, right? Oh, and no cash exchanged hands! How quaint!