Month: March 2025

Uncovering the Shocking Incest Twist on The White Lotus: Experts Weigh In on TV’s Taboo Exploration

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In Episode 5, there was a surprising moment between Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) and Lochlan (Sam Nivola), where they shared a kiss while under the influence of drugs and alcohol, instigated by Chloe (Charlotte Le Bon). However, in Episode 6, both brothers are dealing with the aftermath of their drunkenness. As Saxon recovers from his hangover, he is first shocked to recall that he was masturbating next to his brother while Lochlan was having sex with Chloe. But as the day progresses, Saxon’s shock turns to horror when he realizes it was not his own hand, but Lochlan’s, that was touching him.

XRP Forms Morning Star at Key Retest, Eyes on $3.5 Target

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Okay, so after this breakout, XRP decides to form a Morning Star pattern at the support level. And let me tell you, this is like the ultimate sign of a bull run! 🐂 According to our expert technical analysis (i.e., me, a genius), XRP is now totally bullish, and if it stays above $2.35, it’s gonna soar like a eagle to $3.40 in no time! 🕊️

You Won’t Believe What Massachusetts Just Did to Robinhood Over Sports Betting!

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According to Reuters (because, you know, journalism), Massachusetts’ securities regulator has decided to investigate Robinhood’s latest ~marketing masterpiece~ sports betting operation. Secretary Bill Galvin, who apparently has nothing better to do than keep an eye on Robinhood’s shenanigans, has officially subpoenaed the company for its marketing materials. He also wants to know exactly how many thrill-seeking, college basketball-obsessed, Robinhood-loving Massachusetts residents have been gambling away their retirement funds—oops, I mean “trading” on those event contracts.

dYdX’s Bold Move: 25% of Fees to Buyback, Will It Really Work? 🤔

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On the illustrious date of March 24, the exchange unveiled this grand plan, marking the first time it has embarked on such a strategic venture. A spokesperson, with all the gravity and dignity befitting the occasion, explained that the true purpose is to ward off the specter of external control over the token supply. These repurchased tokens, like ancient treasures, will be held for the ages.