Crypto’s Cat and Mouse Game: MEXC Busts Manipulators

Oh, the drama! The cryptocurrency exchange MEXC recently declared victory over a coordinated cabal of market manipulators, hailing from the distant lands of Vietnam and the enigmatic Commonwealth of Independent States. Forty-four users from Vietnam and 138 from the CIS were apprehended, while 168 Vietnamese accounts and over 1,500 CIS accounts found themselves in the deep freeze.

I Don’t Even Have to Think About It!

Kerry Brown, the mother of an AFL WAG (wife and girlfriend of AFL players), has been keeping herself occupied by preparing meals for her daughter Bec, her son-in-law Chris Judd, and their four kids.

Fidelity’s New Crypto Stablecoin: The Future or Just Another Fad?

They’re about to launch their very own crypto stablecoin, which, if I understand correctly, is like a regular coin but with a fancy title and a promise to be as stable as a three-legged mule on a flat road. This here move is Fidelity’s grand entrance into the cryptocurrency circus, where digital assets are all the rage, much like a newfangled dance craze that everyone pretends to understand. 💃

BTC to the Moon?! Hayes Predicts Insane Rally🚀

According to Hayes, posting on that modern-day oracle, X (formerly Twitter, or as I like to call it, the bird app🦤), Bitcoin could barrel past its current record of, wait for it, $108,000! All thanks to Jerome Powell at the Fed, who apparently plans to ease up on the quantitative tightening (QT) by April 1st. And no, that’s not an April Fool’s joke (hopefully!).

🚨 Crypto Kingpin for SEC? 🤑

Further scrutiny of the ethics disclosure, that most thrilling of documents, unveiled on Tuesday, discloses that Atkins holds equity in not one, but two crypto concerns, to the tune of up to $1 million each in Anchorage Digital and the enigmatic Securitize. And, as if Fate herself had ordained it, an additional $5 million slumbers within the crypto-focused fund, Off the Chain Capital, where Atkins plays the role of limited partner. 🤝