Month: March 2025

Why, just recently, our friend DOGE bull-dozed right through the $0.20 resistance like a bull in a china shop, with 7% of its total supply hanging on for dear life. With hardly any pushback between $0.20 and $0.31, it’s like watching a kid on a pogo stick—bouncing up and down and bound to soar higher. The sage of the charts, one Cephii, claims Dogecoin’s next big adventure might just unfold in the coming weeks, proclaiming it a matter of “mostly waiting and then gigapump.” Sounds like a party, don’t it?

Meanwhile, VIRTUAL is trying to keep its head above water as one of the most prominent AI-focused tokens, despite taking a nosedive recently. Each of these tokens is perched precariously on the edge of a cliff, ready for a dramatic leap—or a catastrophic tumble. 🎢

As the esteemed founder and Chairman of Strategy, Michael Saylor has been busy conjuring up a new concoction, the “Series A Perpetual Strife Preferred Stock (STRF)”, which is set to debut on the esteemed Nasdaq stock exchange today. One cannot help but wonder if this latest creation will be a masterpiece or a catastrophe. 🤔

At the esteemed DC Blockchain Summit on the 26th of March, Governor Gordon, with a twinkle in his eye, extolled the virtues of the Wyoming state government, lauding its remarkable speed and efficiency in the embrace of blockchain technology. Anthony Apollo, the executive director of the Wyoming Stable Token Commission, chimed in with a declaration that could make even the most stoic of souls chuckle: