Com2uS’ Minion Rumble lets you lead cats and capybara Champions into large-scale battles, opens pre-registration on Android

Minion Rumble is a relaxed, roguelike role-playing game where you engage in massive battles between legions, similar to legion.io. In this game, you have the opportunity to summon delightful animal Champions, such as a capybara or a cat, two of the most anticipated characters in mobile gaming, and command your legion to defeat waves of adversaries.

Crypto Ups and Downs: What the Bulls and Bears Are Whispering Today! 🐂📉

Curve DAO Token (CRV) Analysis

And in this chaotic tapestry of altcoins—XRP, AVAX, INJ, among others—are valiantly striving to rebound from their previous day’s dismal holiday. Meanwhile, PEPE, BONK, DOT, SUI, and their merry band refuse to relent, joyously maintaining their upward trajectory. Truly, the market is but a grand stage, where fortunes rise and fall, and every coin has its moment in the spotlight! 💰

Will GameStop’s Bitcoin Bet Explode or Bomb?

Oh, the absurdity! Our beloved GameStop, the video game retailer, has decided to ape Strategy’s (formerly MicroStrategy) Bitcoin playbook. Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong with copying someone else’s strategy? 🤔

Dogecoin to the Moon? Elon Musk’s Anime Shenanigans Spark Chaos

In the last 24 hours, Dogecoin has surged another 4%, bringing its price to a whopping $0.205. That’s right, folks, we’re talking about a market cap of $30 billion and daily trading volumes crossing $2 billion. Clearly, traders are either very optimistic or just really bored. Meanwhile, Coinglass data shows that DOGE futures open interest is up 4%, and liquidations have soared to $13.82 million. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a meme coin on steroids. 📈💸

French Bitcoin Baron Snags 580 BTC, Reaps 709.8% Whimsy

The Blockchain Group, nestled in the fair city of Puteaux, France, and vaunted on the Euronext Growth Paris, on the 26th day of March, did declare its acquisition of 580 BTC for a sum near €47.3 million ($50.8 million) through its loyal subsidiary, The Blockchain Group Luxembourg SA. At an average cost of €81,550 per shiny bitcoin, this bold purchase swells the firm’s hoard to 620 BTC, now worth approximately €50.5 million.

Shiba Inu Price Eyes 2x Gains As SHIB Burn Rate Shoots 60,000%

Oh, the absurdity of it all! Like a dog chasing its tail, the Shiba Inu price has secured a spotlight on the crypto traders’ and investors’ radar, beckoning them with the promise of massive gains. And what’s the catalyst for this canine caper? A whopping 60,000% surge in the SHIB burn rate, of course! 🤯