Month: March 2025

In this whimsical saga, the catalyst is none other than OpenAI’s latest wizardry—a Ghibli-esque image generation feature that turns the mundane into the magical, all thanks to a sprinkle of AI pixie dust. 🧚‍♂️

Leading this unlikely circus, Wyoming is prepared to carve its name into the annals of history with the birth of its very own cryptocurrency, the illustrious Wyoming Stable Token (WYST). By the bewitching month of July 2025, this marvel—nay, miracle—will become the first fiat-backed stablecoin birthed by any U.S. state, much to the chagrin of the more tempestuous cryptocurrencies. Unlike their capricious cousins, WYST will be as solid as a rickety old house, fully backed by U.S. Treasuries, cash, and a hodgepodge of agreements that sound as boring as they are mystifying. Fear not! To ensure we don’t all fall into the abyss of chaos, the state insists on a capitalization requirement of a reassuringly absurd 102%. 🏛️💰

So, the SEC’s gone quiet. Ripple’s all, “peace out.” But Rispoli’s spilling the tea: this thing ain’t over ’til it’s *over over*. He reckons Ripple’s already prepped the paperwork for a settlement. The SEC’s gotta vote (within 30 days, apparently!), then lift the injunction (another 30 days!). It’s a whole legal tango, darling.💃

Now, you can send a message straight to CZ himself – for a price. Because, you know, everyone wants to hit him up, and who doesn’t like a little fee to make sure your inbox gets his attention? Because clearly, responding to DMs is just what every billionaire wants to spend their life doing. 🙄

With a commanding 8.76% of the shares, Vanguard stands tall, while BlackRock, that other titan of finance, lags behind at a mere 7.79%. It’s almost like a game of musical chairs, but with more spreadsheets and fewer chairs. 🎶