Day: March 23, 2025

In his latest theatrical venture, Trump, with the flair of a showman, announces this momentous occasion as “Liberation Day” for the beleaguered American economy—a title bursting with a curious blend of bravado and naïveté, wouldn’t you agree? 🎭

In a press release that could only be described as a modern-day proclamation, Tabit declared this feat an “industry first.” The auditors and regulators, those guardians of financial propriety, are now able to verify this financing in real time. One can only imagine their bemusement as they navigate the labyrinthine world of cryptocurrency, where every transaction is a dance of shadows and light.

Esteemed experts of the cryptographic markets have opined, with a twinkle in their eye and a flourish of their quill, that SHIB hath indeed broken free from the shackles of its consolidation and a most oppressive descending trendline, which hath served as a formidable resistance since the commencement of January2025.

In an interview with Fox Business, Garlinghouse explained that the U.S. government has finally stopped treating the crypto industry like a piñata at a regulatory party. No more lawsuits, no more “regulation by enforcement”—just pure, unadulterated growth. Or so he says. 📈

On the fine day of March 24, a day that shall live in infamy, Nostra discovered that their price feed had inflated the reported prices of xSTRK and sSTRK — two liquid staking derivatives of Starknet’s native STRK token — to a staggering three times their actual value. One can only imagine the chaos that ensued, like a flock of pigeons startled by a sudden clap of thunder! 🐦💨