Right, so, Solana (SOL), that plucky little cryptocurrency that thought it could take on Ethereum, has, shall we say, experienced a slight… *readjustment* in its value. Yes, folks, it’s plummeted below the psychological barrier of $100. Currently languishing at a measly $97. A 20% crash? Oh dear. 😮
The so-called “Ethereum killer” (a rather dramatic title, don’t you think? 🤔) is now facing the full force of market bearishness. Apparently, Trump’s tariff wars and the looming spectre of another “Black Monday” are to blame. Because, you know, everything is connected. Like a cosmic game of dominoes, only instead of dominoes, it’s global finance and everyone loses. SOL, naturally, followed Bitcoin‘s lead. Bitcoin, in its infinite wisdom, also decided to take a nosedive below the $80,000 mark. Oh, the humanity! 🤦♂️
One might ponder, as one often does in these situations: is this the end? Is it time to sell everything and move to a remote island with no internet access? The answer, as always, is probably not. But feel free to panic anyway. It’s tradition. 🤪
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