Ah, my dear friends! *adjusts monocle while reclining in a velvet armchair* Let me regale you with a most peculiar tale of modern sorcery that would make even the most stoic landed gentry raise their eyebrows in astonishment. 🧐
Simply whisper to this digital fortune-teller, “Pray tell, how shall I appear in my golden years?” And lo! Like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis, your aged visage appears before your very eyes! 🦋
*sips tea thoughtfully* 🫖 The accuracy, I must confess, is rather uncanny – though whether this is cause for delight or despair depends entirely on what the machine reveals! Some of my acquaintances have been known to faint dead away at the sight of their future selves. How droll!
It brings to mind those traveling photographers who once roamed our countryside, though instead of capturing the present, this modern marvel captures what is yet to be. The common folk may use it without paying a single kopek – truly, what strange times we live in!
And now, dear reader, I must share a secret: the mastermind behind this sorcery, one Sam Altman (surely a pseudonym worthy of a Gogol character), promises even greater wonders to come. 🎭
*adjusts cravat while gazing wistfully through window* Whether these predictions prove accurate, only time will tell. But isn’t that uncertainty, my friends, what makes life such a splendid adventure? 🎪
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