Oy vey! 🤦♂️ Would you believe these meshugge folks at TLGY are throwing around $100 million like my aunt Sadie throws matzah balls at Passover? They’re schmoozing with the SEC about some fancy-schmancy deal with Ethena – such a deal you’ve never heard! 🤷♂️
The Big Megillah: Validators, Tokens, and Other Mishegoss
Listen bubbeleh, if this whole mishegoss goes through, TLGY’s gonna grab themselves a validator business faster than my Uncle Morty grabs the last bagel at brunch! And get this – they’re getting some kind of “special discount” on these ENA tokens. Such a bargain, my mother would plotz! 🥯
To get their hands on these tokens (worth more than my first three divorces combined), they’re doing this complicated dance with cash and something called PIPE – which sounds like what my plumber Murray fixes, only more expensive! And believe me, Murray ain’t cheap! 💰
And Five years! That’s longer than any of my marriages! But who am I to judge? As long as everyone’s happy and nobody’s cousin Murray is involved (different Murray, don’t ask), it’s all good! 😂
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