🤑 Satoshi Unmasked? 🤑

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It’s a truth universally acknowledged, that a single cryptocurrency in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a creator with a verifiable identity. But what if the US government has been sitting on this information all along, like a dragon guarding its treasure hoard?

A lawsuit filed in April 2025 by James A. Murphy, aka @MetaLawMan, is attempting to pry this secret out of the government’s grasp. It’s a bit like trying to get a cat to give up its favorite toy, but with more lawyers and fewer cat videos.

The Great Mystery of the 21st Century–Who is Bitcoin Creator “Satoshi Nakamoto?”

The United States Government claims to know the answer–but isn’t talking.

So, today I sued the U.S. Government to find out exactly what it knows.

🧵👇

— MetaLawMan (@MetaLawMan) April 7, 2025

Murphy wants all the juicy details: records, transcripts, emails, audio recordings… anything that might prove that Special Agent Rana Saoud wasn’t just having a laugh when she claimed that US agents met with the people behind Bitcoin, including the elusive Satoshi Nakamoto.

But here’s the thing: if Satoshi is unmasked, it could be a bit of a problem. Like, a $115 billion problem. Because Satoshi is believed to control a rather large stash of Bitcoins, and if even a portion of that stash moves, the entire crypto-economy could go haywire. It’s a bit like playing Jenga with the global financial system.

Of course, plenty of people have claimed to be Satoshi over the years, but this lawsuit is different. It’s not just another theory; it’s a legal mechanism that could force the government to spill the beans.

And why does this matter? Well, for one thing, the US government has officially endorsed Bitcoin, and several states are considering adding it to their treasuries. It’s no longer just a fringe technology; it’s a federal-level finance thing. And yet, the core question remains: who built this thing? 🤔

If the government does have the answer, Murphy’s case might just force it out. And if that happens, well… let’s just say it’ll be a wild ride. 🎢

So, buckle up, folks! The courtroom is about to become the battlefield, and the FOIA request is the first shot. It’s not just about curiosity anymore; it’s about transparency, history, and the future of the financial system. Because if Satoshi Nakamoto is no longer anonymous, neither is Bitcoin. 🔓

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2025-06-13 16:21