Ah, Metaplanet, that cunning Japanese hospitality-turned-Bitcoin-hoarder, is up to its old tricks again! 🧙♂️ This time, they’ve decided to sprinkle their crypto magic across the globe, launching not one, but TWO new subsidiaries-one in the land of sunshine and salsa (Miami, darling) and another in their own backyard, Tokyo. 🌏✨
In a cheeky post on X (formerly known as Twitter, for you old-timers), the Tokyo-based firm announced the birth of Metaplanet Income Corp., a Miami-based baby with a tidy $15 million in its crib. 💼💰 This little rascal will focus on Bitcoin income generation and derivatives trading-because who doesn’t love a bit of financial acrobatics? 🤸♂️
The brain behind this operation? None other than Metaplanet’s CEO, Simon Gerovich, alongside his trusty sidekicks Dylan LeClair and Darren Winia. 🕵️♂️🤝 They promise this won’t ruffle the feathers of their financial statements-but we all know promises are like Bitcoin volatility: unpredictable! 📉📈
Tokyo’s New Crypto Playground 🎮
Back in the bustling streets of Roppongi Hills, Metaplanet unveiled Bitcoin Japan Inc., a shiny new toy to strengthen their domestic crypto empire. 🏙️ This Tokyo-based entity will juggle media, events, and the management of Bitcoin.jp-a domain so fresh, it still smells like new yen. 💻📰
Oh, and let’s not forget Bitcoin Magazine Japan and the Bitcoin Japan Conference-because what’s a crypto empire without a bit of media glitz and community schmoozing? 🎤🤝 Directors Gerovich and Yoshihisa Ikurumi will be pulling the strings, ensuring everything runs smoother than a well-oiled Bitcoin transaction. 🕹️
These twin announcements are part of Metaplanet’s grand Bitcoin income scheme, which kicked off in Q4 2024. And just when you thought they were done, they dropped another bombshell: plans to raise a whopping 204.1 billion yen ($1.4 billion) to expand their BTC treasure chest. 💎✨
Metaplanet Joins the Big Leagues 🏆
With over 20,136 BTC in their coffers, Metaplanet now struts its stuff as the sixth-largest Bitcoin treasury holder globally. 🌟 Only the big boys like MicroStrategy are ahead-but who’s counting? (We are, actually.) 📊
The top three? All American, of course. 🦅 Strategy leads the pack with a mind-boggling 638,985 BTC (worth $74 billion-yes, you read that right). 🤑 Then there’s Mara Holdings with 52,477 BTC and XXI with 43,514 BTC. But Metaplanet’s not crying into their sushi just yet-they’ve got big plans and even bigger dreams. 🌈
So, will Metaplanet’s crypto circus take the world by storm, or will it end in a clown car crash? 🛻🤡 Only time-and the blockchain-will tell. Stay tuned, folks, because this show is just getting started! 🎉
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2025-09-17 14:11