🤑 Ethereum Holders: 97% Are Winning, But Are You Next? 🤑

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Oh, darling, grab your champagne flutes and your crypto charts, because the Ethereum party is in full swing! According to a report by the fabulously renamed Sentora (formerly IntoTheBlock, but let’s face it, Sentora sounds like a Bond villain’s yacht), a whopping 97% of Ethereum addresses are currently in profit. 🎉 Yes, you read that right-97%! That’s more success than my last attempt at a juice cleanse. 🥤

Now, historically, when more than 90% of holders are in the green, the crypto gods tend to throw a little tantrum and trigger a mass sell-off. Remember 2021? Oh, the drama! But fear not, my crypto-curious comrades, because analysts are sipping their lattes and nodding sagely, saying Ethereum’s future looks brighter than a sequined gown at a disco. ✨

97% of Ethereum addresses are currently in profit

– Sentora (previously IntoTheBlock) (@SentoraHQ) August 11, 2025

Enter Crypto Blogger Extraordinaire, Lark Davis, who’s basically the Carrie Bradshaw of the blockchain world. Today, he tweeted (yes, tweeted, because who has time for essays?) that Ethereum needs to “defend the orange box between $3,800 and $4,000.” 🍊📦 Apparently, retests in this range are “likely bullish and buying zones for those who missed the breakout.” Translation: If you’re still holding your crypto in a shoebox under your bed, now’s the time to wake up and smell the blockchain. 🛏️💰

Samson Mow’s Crypto Tea: Spicier Than a Bridget Jones Diary Entry

Now, let’s spill some tea with Bitcoin maximalist and JAN3 CEO Samson Mow, who’s basically the Mr. Darcy of the crypto world-proud, opinionated, and probably owns a lot of waistcoats. According to Mow, Ethereum holders are basically doing a crypto version of musical chairs, rotating their BTC into ETH to “pump it on new narratives.” 🎶 He’s side-eyeing those Ethereum treasury companies like they’re the ex who still owes you money. 💸

But here’s the kicker: once they’ve pumped it high enough, Mow predicts they’ll dump their ETH faster than I dump a bad date, leaving behind “new generational bagholders.” Ouch. Then, like a crypto boomerang, they’ll rotate their gains back into BTC. 🪁 Bitcoin maximalists: can’t live with ’em, can’t stop them from being right sometimes. 🤷‍♀️

Let me explain what’s happening with ETHBTC.

Most ETH holders have a lot of BTC (ICO/insiders) and they are rotating that BTC into ETH to pump it on new narratives (Ethereum Treasury co’s).

Once they’ve gotten it high enough, they’ll dump their ETH, creating new generational…

– Samson Mow (@Excellion) August 10, 2025

So, what’s a crypto enthusiast to do? Well, darling, keep your wits about you, your charts handy, and your sense of humor sharper than a stiletto heel. Because in the world of crypto, the only thing certain is uncertainty-and the occasional meme-worthy moment. 🚀💅

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2025-08-11 17:48