Ah, the whimsical world of CoinDesk Indices! 🧙♂️ Behold, dear reader, the daily spectacle of numbers dancing like drunken Cossacks across the screen. Feast your eyes upon this tableau of financial folly:
The CoinDesk 20, that grand bazaar of digital dreams, now stands at 4293.2, a pitiful 0.9% decline since the hour of 4 p.m. ET on Thursday. Alas, the market, like a nose in a Gogol novel, has taken a peculiar turn downward. 😩
Among the twenty assets, only two dare to rise, like brave fools in a sea of despair. Behold the leaders, APT (+2.2%) and BCH (+1.1%), shining brightly in this carnival of chaos. 🎪
And now, the laggards! LINK, oh poor LINK, has plummeted by 3.2%, while HBAR follows closely with a 3.1% tumble. Is it a curse? A jest of the crypto gods? Or merely the universe reminding us of its absurdity? 🤡
The CoinDesk 20, a broad-based index traded across the globe, continues its odyssey through the absurd, leaving us to ponder: is this the nose of madness, or merely the tail of a very long, very strange cat? 🐱
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