🤑 Bears Roar on Dollar, Bulls Charge on Stocks: Goldman Sachs Unveils the Absurdity 🤑

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In the grand theater of finance, where the masks of greed and fear perpetually shift, a new act unfolds. According to the high priests of Goldman Sachs, the institutional investors—those modern-day soothsayers—have spoken. Their oracles reveal a schism: a bullish fervor for the sacred “Magnificent Seven” (Tesla, Meta, Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and Nvidia) contrasts sharply with a bearish growl directed at the once-mighty dollar. 🦅✈️

Oscar Östlund, a managing director at Goldman, proclaims with the gravity of a prophet: “The dollar and US equities have divorced, and the alimony is steep.” Indeed, the dollar bears now outnumber the bulls by a ratio of 7:1, a spectacle as lopsided as a Soviet breadline. 🍞🐻

Goldman’s survey, a relic of capitalist divination, has recorded this inversion only thrice in the past 9.5 years. The S&P 500, that barometer of American hubris, enjoys the favor of 51% of respondents, while a mere 32% dare to whisper bearish sentiments. Yet, as Östlund warns, “A market united in optimism is but a step away from calamity. Even the smallest pebble can start an avalanche.” ⛰️⚠️

In this farce of numbers and narratives, one cannot help but marvel at the absurdity. The dollar, once the unchallenged tsar of currencies, now lies prostrate, while the tech giants ascend like nouveau riche oligarchs. And yet, in the shadows, the specter of reversal looms, ready to remind us all that in the gulag of markets, no one is truly free. 🏛️💸

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2025-07-26 15:11