🚨ALT5 Sigma’s SEC Scandal? Jon Isaac’s ‘Not My President’ Defense 😂💸

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ALT5 Sigma, the latest glittering jewel in Donald Trump’s crypto crown World Liberty Financial, has issued a statement so emphatic it could be mistaken for a Shakespearean soliloquy. They deny, with the vigor of a thousand suns, any SEC investigation into their affairs. 🤥

“Jon Isaac is not — and never was — the President of ALT5 Sigma! We’re shocked, SHOCKED, by these allegations!”

– ALTS (@ALT5_Sigma), a tweet so earnest it could make a bureaucrat weep 🫠

Jon Isaac himself chimed in, clarifying that he’s merely a “shareholder” (owning $5M of ALT5 stock, no big deal) and CEO of Live Ventures, where he’s currently embroiled in a *different* SEC case about “financial irregularities.” But hey, at least he’s not their president! 😅

Isaac’s “Totally Unrelated” Connections 🤝

Jon casually mentioned he once ran ALT5’s predecessor, JanOne, before exiting “prior” to its 2024 rebrand. Yet SEC filings reveal a cozy consulting gig ($540k loan-turned-shares, anyone?) that ended… uh… December 2024? What are the odds? 📜💥

Meanwhile, Tony Isaac, Jon’s father and ALT5’s actual President, must be thrilled to see his son’s drama overshadowing the company’s stock. Shares plummeted 10.5% on Tuesday, proving investors love a good family soap opera! 🚀

In related news, World Liberty Financial continues its quest to become the Enron of crypto, now with added Trumpian flair. 🎩🐍

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2025-08-20 11:59