Ah, the circus of the crypto world! ๐ช๏ธ The Qubic clowns, fresh from their audacious tightrope walk over Moneroโs network, have now set their sights on the beloved Dogecoin. ๐ฆฎโจ Days after claiming majority control of Monero, their community-a rabble of digital revolutionaries-has voted to make Dogecoin their next plaything. What a spectacle!
- Qubic, the self-proclaimed blockchain “stress testers,” flexed their muscles by reorganizing six blocks on Monero. ๐ช๐
- Their mob of followers, in a fit of democratic fervor, chose Dogecoin as the next proof-of-work victim. ๐ณ๏ธ๐
- A 51% attack looms, threatening to turn Dogecoinโs bark into a whimper. ๐ถ๐ฑ
Sergey Ivancheglo, the ringmaster of this crypto circus, announced the news on Aug. 17, 2025, with all the drama of a Shakespearean villain. ๐ญ “The #Qubic community has chosen #Dogecoin,” he proclaimed, as if destiny itself had spoken. Meanwhile, Kraken exchange paused deposits, proving that even the mighty can tremble when the clowns come to town. ๐ฆ๐
The #Qubic community has chosen #Dogecoin.
– Come-from-Beyond (@c___f___b) August 17, 2025
In a public vote-a farce of democracy-Dogecoin was crowned the next target, beating out Zcash and Kaspa with over 300 votes. ๐๐ With a market cap of $35 billion, Dogecoin now stands on the precipice of chaos. Will it survive the Qubic onslaught, or will it become another cautionary tale in the annals of crypto? ๐ค๐ธ
What a Dogecoin Attack Could Mean
A 51% attack is no laughing matter-unless youโre Qubic, of course. ๐คก It allows the attacker to rewrite history, halt transactions, or double-spend coins. Qubic, with its 2.3 GH/s Monero hashrate, claims itโs all just a “stress test.” Sure, and Iโm just testing how much cake I can eat before I explode. ๐ฐ๐ฅ
The project insists it has no intention of breaking Monero or Dogecoin, but their actions speak louder than their words. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ Meanwhile, the crypto world watches with bated breath, wondering if proof-of-work systems can withstand such concentrated mining power. Or will they crumble like a house of cards in a hurricane? ๐ช๏ธ๐
No timeline has been set for the Dogecoin attack, but the announcement has already sent shockwaves through the community. Developers, take note: the clowns are coming. ๐ฆด๐คก
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