- Oh sweetie, XRP‘s gains are about as stable as my third marriage – with these nouveau riche holders simply dying to sell! 🎭
- A positively scandalous 62% of capital is in the hands of absolute amateurs, darling – how perfectly dreadful! 🍸
My dear friends, Ripple‘s [XRP] February performance was simply magnificent – rather like watching nouveau riche Americans discovering champagne for the first time! 🎪
Though I must say, with these short-term holders flooding in like tourists at Covent Garden, it’s all becoming frightfully unstable. 🎭
One might say we’re approaching that delicious moment when reality crashes the party – rather like when one’s mother-in-law arrives unexpectedly for dinner! 😱
The Simply ENORMOUS Realized Cap Surge, Darling!
The realized cap – which is rather like counting one’s pearls by when they were last worn – has been putting on quite a show! 💎
February saw it practically double, jumping from $30.1B to $64.2B – rather like my ex-wife’s shopping bills! 💃
Do notice how these 6-month-or-less holders now represent 62.8% – positively vulgar, isn’t it? 🧐
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