🚨 Darlings, XRP’s New Money Could Cause the Most FABULOUS Crash in Crypto History! 💃

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  • Oh sweetie, XRP‘s gains are about as stable as my third marriage – with these nouveau riche holders simply dying to sell! 🎭
  • A positively scandalous 62% of capital is in the hands of absolute amateurs, darling – how perfectly dreadful! 🍸

My dear friends, Ripple‘s [XRP] February performance was simply magnificent – rather like watching nouveau riche Americans discovering champagne for the first time! 🎪

Though I must say, with these short-term holders flooding in like tourists at Covent Garden, it’s all becoming frightfully unstable. 🎭

One might say we’re approaching that delicious moment when reality crashes the party – rather like when one’s mother-in-law arrives unexpectedly for dinner! 😱

The Simply ENORMOUS Realized Cap Surge, Darling!

The realized cap – which is rather like counting one’s pearls by when they were last worn – has been putting on quite a show! 💎

February saw it practically double, jumping from $30.1B to $64.2B – rather like my ex-wife’s shopping bills! 💃

Do notice how these 6-month-or-less holders now represent 62.8% – positively vulgar, isn’t it? 🧐

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2025-04-09 17:13