🚨 CurveDAO Drama: Phil_00Llama Declares L2 a Money Pit! 💸

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Ah, the theater of decentralized finance! Behold, the stage is set, and our protagonist, the intrepid Phil_00Llama, strides forth with a proclamation that would make even the Master shake his head in amusement. He hath proclaimed—with a flourish of his digital quill—that the Ethereum Layer 2 (L2) networks are but a mirage, a desert of wasted resources where only fools dare tread! 🌵

In the hallowed halls of the CurveDAO forum, our hero doth declare that these L2 expansions are but a drain upon the lifeblood of developers, yielding naught but crumbs compared to the bountiful feast of Ethereum’s mainnet. Lo, Curve sprawls across 25 chains—from Arbitrum to Avalanche—yet DeFiLlama whispers that the true treasure, a staggering $2.3 billion in TVL, lies ensconced in Ethereum Layer 1. Meanwhile, the L2 realms of Arbitrum and Base scrape together a mere $50 million, a pittance fit for a pauper’s purse! 😂

And what of revenue, you ask? A tale of woe, indeed! Phil_00Llama, with a wink and a nod, reveals that mainnet pools reap 450 times the spoils of all L2 pools combined—even on days when the winds of trade are but a gentle breeze. “Fie upon these L2 ventures!” he cries. “Better to pour our energies into scaling the noble scrvUSD, Curve’s Ethereum-born stablecoin, than to toil in these barren lands!”

Another voice from the DAO chorus doth chime in, lamenting that L2 platforms yield but $1,500 daily, a meager sum for such laborious upkeep. “Why chase the fleeting shadows of sidechains,” they muse, “when Ethereum’s core infrastructure promises riches untold?” 🤑

Disclaimer: This tale of woe and wit is but a mirror held up to the crypto realm. Coindoo.com bears no responsibility for the whims of the market or the folly of man. Always consult thy own stars and a licensed soothsayer—er, financial advisor—before venturing into these treacherous waters.

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2025-08-02 20:11