Oh, look who decided to join the party after a five-year nap-“19D5J8,” the Bitcoin OG who’s been sitting on a cool 23,969 BTC (aka $2.82 billion, NBD). This morning, our sleepy whale yawned, stretched, and casually moved 3,000 BTC (a measly $353 million) to a brand-new wallet. 🤑 Because why not? It’s not like the crypto world needs more drama, right? 😏
Naturally, the internet is losing its mind. Is this a sign of a market shift? A clever investor strategy? Or just someone who finally remembered their password? 🤔 The crypto community is buzzing like a Starbucks on a Monday morning, and we’re here for it. 🍿
Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here with our 0.0001 BTC, wondering if we should frame it or just use it as a coaster. 🥴 But hey, at least we’re not the ones who have to explain to their accountant where $353 million went. 😬
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