🚀 MicroStrategy’s B- Rating: Saylor’s Spin Game Strong! 💎✨

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S&P Global Ratings gave Strategy a B-. Ouch! 🥴 Apparently, their “weak liquidity” and “narrow focus” make them a financial tightrope walker. 🪜 But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got Bitcoin, right? 💸

Meanwhile, Strategy’s stock is like, “Rating? What rating? To the moon! 🚀” Because, as Saylor pointed out, they’re the first DAT to get noticed by the S&P. Marketing win? Or just a participation trophy? 🏆 You decide.

S&P’s Side-Eye to Strategy’s Credit 🧐

Strategy’s BTC shopping spree hit pause, but they’re still throwing millions at Bitcoin. Today’s haul? A cool $43.4 million. 💰 But the S&P was like, “Cute, but your B- says you’re one bad day away from a garage sale.” 😬

“We see Strategy’s Bitcoin obsession, shaky capitalization, and dollar drought as red flags. 🎌 But hey, at least their management isn’t completely asleep at the wheel,” the S&P quipped in their press release. 📰

Apparently, Strategy’s juggling act-shareholder pressure, mNAV worries, and a crypto industry that’s moving on without them-isn’t impressing anyone. Except maybe their stock, which is like, “I’m fine, you’re fine, we’re all fine!” 😅

Other DAT companies are diversifying, mining tokens, and basically leaving Strategy in the dust. 🚗💨 But Strategy’s like, “Nah, we’re pioneers. Pioneers who might need a bailout soon.” 🌋

The S&P’s verdict? That B- isn’t going anywhere. Unless Strategy pulls a miracle. Or a rabbit out of a hat. Or both. 🐰🎩

The Show Must Go On 🎭

Despite the S&P’s side-eye, Strategy’s stock rose. Because, as Saylor put it, “We’re the first DAT to get rated! 🎉 Ignore the B-, focus on the history-making!” Classic Saylor spin. 🌀

Crypto’s all about hype, and Strategy’s branding is still the Beyoncé of the DAT world. 🎤 New firms are called “MicroStrategies,” so clearly, they’re doing something right. Or at least, something memorable. 🌟

S&P Global Ratings has assigned Strategy Inc a ‘B-‘ Issuer Credit Rating (Outlook Stable) – the first-ever rating of a Bitcoin Treasury Company by a major credit rating agency. 🎊 – Michael Saylor (@saylor) October 27, 2025

But let’s be real: enthusiasm only goes so far. TradFi is knocking on crypto’s door, and the S&P just gave Strategy the cold shoulder. ❄️ Saylor’s gotta keep this ship afloat, or it’s iceberg ahead. 🧊

Eventually, one of these weaknesses could blow up in his face. But until then, it’s all 🚀 and 💎 hands. Because crypto logic. 🤷‍♀️

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2025-10-28 00:27