🚀 Bitcoin’s Secret Bottom Signal Has Bears Running for Their Lives – You Won’t Believe Why!

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Oy vey! 🤦‍♂️ The smarty-pants at Swissblock (such fancy name, right?) are kvelling over their precious Bitcoin Fundamental Index. Such a mouthful!

These meshugge analysts are watching their BFI metric like my mother watches her brisket in the oven. It’s combining liquidity and network growth – like mixing chicken soup with matzo balls, it just works! 🍜

Get this – they’re schmoozing on X (formerly Twitter, because apparently the letter ‘X’ was lonely) about new players bringing their gelt into the Bitcoin network. Such nachas! 💰

They’re saying Bitcoin needs a little more liquidity – like my Uncle Morty needs a little more hair! Once it hits 50, BOOM! The bears will be running faster than gentiles at a circumcision! ✂️

The liquidity is at 44 – so close yet so far, like my daughter’s doctor boyfriend who just won’t propose! 💍

They’re also yakking about M2 money supply – it’s like counting how many pennies are in circulation, if pennies could make more pennies! Such interest! 🏦

But wait, bubbeleh – there’s a plot twist! They’re saying Bitcoin could still go down before it goes up. It’s like a Jewish roller coaster – first you lose, then you win, then you complain about both! 🎢

As we speak, Bitcoin is worth $75,014 – down 7%. Such a bargain! My cousin Saul bought some yesterday – he’s already plotting to sell his kidney. Oy! 😫

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2025-04-07 23:01