On this hallowed October 31st, we commemorate the 17th anniversary of Satoshi Nakamoto’s magnum opus-a nine-page PDF that crash-landed into the world like a rogue teacup at a Bolshevik meeting. 🍵💥 Who knew a document penned under a pseudonym (because nothing says “trust me” like anonymity) would birth a digital gold rush rivaling the 1849 fever? 🏴☠️
What began as a niche hobby for cypherpunks and people who own more GPUs than social skills has blossomed into a global spectacle. 🌍✨ Today, Bitcoin is “transforming industries” and “empowering individuals”-code for letting you send money to a stranger in Minsk without asking a bank’s permission. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Slightly absurd? Unquestionably. 💸🎭
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