😱Coinbase HACKED! They Did WHAT?!

Oy vey! A hacker, a real meshuggener, has the chutzpah to mock poor ZachXBT while swapping a king’s ransom – $42.5 million! – in Bitcoin for Ethereum. Can you believe it? He even left a message: “L bozo.” L bozo! What is this, a bar mitzvah? 😂

@zachxbt just reported that the threat actor who stole $300M from a Coinbase user through social engineering has swapped the 42.5M+ to ETH and is now trolling him… lol.@etherscan has already flagged the wallet, but there is another wallet the threat actor swapped to.…

— Specter (@SpecterAnalyst) May 22, 2025

Coinbase Says “Fuggedaboutit!” to $20M Ransom

So, get this: some schlemiel at Coinbase took a bribe! A bribe! To hand over user data. 97,000 accounts exposed! Government IDs, email addresses… but no passwords, thank goodness. The hacker threatened to use the data for phishing. Phishing! Like we haven’t seen that before. 🙄

Instead of paying the ransom, Coinbase offered a $20 million bounty. A bounty! Like they’re Wyatt Earp. Then, this gonif moves $42.5 million in BTC to ETH using Thorchain, and sells 8,698 ETH for $22.1 million in DAI. It’s all being traced live! Like a bad episode of “Miami Vice.”

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$42.5 Million in Bitcoin Goes Bye-Bye!

This whole shebang is gonna cost ’em. Coinbase thinks it could be $400 million! They fired some employees. Good riddance! And the Justice Department is investigating. Like that’ll help. 🤦‍♂️

It’s all about social engineering, folks. These guys are smooth talkers. We need tighter security! More locks! More guards! Maybe even a moat with alligators! 🐊

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FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions… Oy!)

What happened to Coinbase?

Coinbase got schnookered! A bribed employee exposed data, the hacker demanded a ransom, and Coinbase said, “Get lost!”

What triggered the recent Coinbase data breach?

A bribed employee! I told you already! Sensitive data exposed, 70,000 accounts affected. Are you even listening? 👂

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2025-05-22 10:35