Oh, São Paulo, you rascal, you! It seems you’ve outdone yourself this time. Picture this: Rodrigo Pérez Aristi Sá, a Spaniard with a penchant for danger, is minding his own business, driving through your lovely streets. Then, out of nowhere, two “Civil Policemen” pop up—except they’re more like the kind of cops you’d find in a really bad action movie. These fellas grab Rodrigo, tie him up, and throw him in the back of a truck with police plates. You know, just your average Thursday.
But wait, it gets better! These not-so-nice gentlemen decide to make Rodrigo’s stay a little… cozy. They lock him up in a tiny space, pump him full of sleep aids, and give him the five-star treatment of being beaten up regularly. And while he’s in dreamland, they help themselves to his bank account, swiping a cool $50 million. Or was it R$250 million? Who can keep track when you’re being robbed in your sleep?
Now, here’s where it gets interesting. One of the kidnappers, who we’ll call “Mr. Trustworthy,” gets a little too cozy with Rodrigo. And Rodrigo, being the clever Spaniard he is, takes advantage. He drugs the drugged guard with more drugs (because why not?) and breaks free. Like a scene out of a movie, he stumbles into a bar and calls the cops. I mean, where else would you go after a week of being drugged and beaten?
The police, ever so helpful, find the place, and lo and behold, they find Ronaldo Batista, an ex-military police officer who, let’s face it, probably watched one too many episodes of “Cops.” He confesses, they arrest him, and they find a shotgun. Because what’s a kidnapping without a good ol’ shotgun?
But wait, there’s more! Rodrigo, our “victim,” might not be so innocent after all. He’s on the global criminal list for some fishy financial stuff. Maybe the kidnappers were just trying to get a little payback? Who knows? The second kidnapper is still out there, probably reading this and laughing. And the police? Well, they’re trying to figure out if Rodrigo’s a victim or a crook. Stay tuned, folks!
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