Hark! ‘Tis whispered throughout the taverns and coffee houses that a certain grandee, a veritable leviathan of the Bitcoin Sea, hath, with pockets deeper than the Mariana Trench, cast a colossal wager upon the future of this digital bauble! 🐳
From the very heart of Hyperliquid, a marketplace of such dizzying speculation, comes tidings of a long position so audacious, so utterly magnifique, that it doth make the mind reel. A price of entry, if you please, of a mere $103,000 per Bitcoin! One shudders at the vulgarity of such sums. 💸
A WHALE JUST OPENED $276 MILLION
40X LONG POSITION ON BITCOINTHE LIQUIDATION PRICE IS $95,000
WHALE OR INSIDER ?
— Ash Crypto (@Ashcryptoreal) May 17, 2025
The chattering classes, those twittering magpies of the cryptocurrency cosmos, did seize upon this monumental gamble with the fervor of a lovesick poet. Initially, a paltry $276 million was mentioned, a mere trifle for such a distinguished gambler. 🤔
But lo! As Bitcoin did deign to dip its toe below the $103,000 mark, our mysterious whale, in a fit of pique or perhaps strategic brilliance, did double down, increasing his stake to a truly staggering $393 million! Such excess! Such opulence! One almost weeps at the thought. 😭
The liquidation price, that Damoclean sword hanging precariously above our whale’s head, rests at a paltry $95,600. And, as the digital coin teeters near $104,000, this audacious investor doth bask in an unrealized profit of $3.3 million. A pittance, surely, for one of such lofty stature. 🧐

Indeed, this is not the first time such a spectacle hath graced the stages of Hyperliquid. We recall, with a touch of cynicism, similar exploits of daring and excess. Is it mere fortune, or something… else? 😈
Ah, but let us not forget the tale of William Parker, a rogue from the UK, linked to casino capers of a million dollars! Crypto sleuths, with their magnifying glasses and furrowed brows, did claim this Parker profited handsomely by manipulating the market with positions of such magnitude they could make a banker blush. The world is full of wonders… and swindlers! 🤡
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