Well now, gather ‘round, folks! The Bitcoin and Ethereum options circus is rollin’ into town, and it’s got more twists than a barrel of Arkansas crawfish. Open interest is clingin’ to max pain like a tick on a hound dog, while prices dawdle just shy of resistance like a schoolboy afraid of the outhouse. 🎩🐍
“Deleveragin’ cooled things into a neutral stance around key zones.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just traders holdin’ their breath like a kid sneakin’ a cookie from the jar. 🍪👀
Crypto cap held steady last 24 hours. Bitcoin tested resistance like a bull at a china shop door-again and again-but never busted through. Ethereum dipped below key levels during Asian hours. Probably got spooked by a rice cooker. 🍚👻
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