In a move that would make even the most prudent of aesthetes gasp, Metaplanet has once again demonstrated its insatiable appetite for the digital goldmine that is Bitcoin. An additional 160 of these elusive coins have been ensnared, costing a mere $13.39 million—a sum that would not even buy a decent Monet these days. CEO Simon Gerovich, with a flourish that would make Dorian Gray envious, has boosted the company’s crypto hoard to a dazzling 4,206 BTC. One can only assume the Japanese firm is aiming for a collection that would make the Medici weep with envy.
Metaplanet, it seems, is not just a player in Asia’s Bitcoin game, but the grandmaster, towering over its peers like a colossus. Ninth in the world, you say? A mere technicality in the grand scheme of their ambition.
Since their Bitcoin strategy was unveiled in 2024, the company has been accumulating the shiny tokens with the determination of a magpie in a jewelry store. Plans to double, then triple their treasure by 2026 suggest they are playing a long game—a game that would surely confound the Prince of Wales.
Despite a modest blip in their stock price—a mere trifle, really—their shares have soared like Icarus, if Icarus had been made of gold and not feathers. One wonders if they might fly too close to the sun, but for now, the sky is the limit.
But wait, the plot thickens! Metaplanet hasn’t just been hoarding Bitcoin like a dragon in a cave; they’ve been cunningly acquiring it through a labyrinth of options and premiums that would make even the most seasoned of gamblers blink. One can only imagine the delight on their faces as they’ve raked in the sats, like children in a candy shop with a bottomless purse.
Metaplanet has acquired 160 BTC for ~$13.3 million at ~$83,264 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 103.3% YTD 2025. As of 4/2/2025, we hold 4206 $BTC acquired for ~$359.8 million at ~$85,544 per bitcoin.
— Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) April 2, 2025
In a bold move that would make even the most jaded of financiers sit up and take notice, Metaplanet has raised a cool 2 billion yen, all in the name of their Bitcoin quest. One can’t help but think they’re playing a game of high-stakes poker, and the chips are most definitely digital.
Measuring success in Bitcoin, you ask? Why, it’s as simple as measuring the laughter of a child—pure, unadulterated joy. Metaplanet has concocted a metric they call “BTC Yield,” which is as mysterious and alluring as the alchemist’s elixir. With yields that would make a vampire blush, they are indeed turning lead into gold.
As for the future, Metaplanet is aiming to generate enough from their Bitcoin endeavors to make Croesus weep with joy. Their strategy is as bold as it is unorthodox, and one can’t help but watch with a mix of admiration and trepidation as they continue to bet the house on the digital realm.
While others tiptoe around the blockchain, Metaplanet has thrown caution to the wind and embraced Bitcoin with the fervor of a lover. A pioneer in this brave new world, they are indeed leading the charge in what can only be described as a financial revolution with a Wilde twist.
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2025-04-02 17:14