Study: 78% of Citizens Outraged That Lyfe Bestla Hasn’t Beaten Them Up Yet

NEWS IN BRIEF

It appears that a new research finds out that most people are stunned and disturbed because they haven’t been attacked personally by the ex-Valkyrie Games star and Heimdall Force agent, Lyfe Bestla, up until now.

As a fellow enthusiast, I find it hard to fathom that we hand over such a significant portion of our earnings in taxes, only for basic needs met but not for the emotional satisfaction I crave, like a friendly punch from Lyfe. Isn’t it time we questioned whether our government is taking sufficient steps to prioritize and protect our emotional wellbeing?

One expert argues that our society has been lacking the discipline provided by Miss Bestla, and emphasizes that the consequences of never experiencing her Wild Hunt exosuit’s freeze, getting tasered by one of her Raven drones, or even being shot at during her Infinite Sight state have been severely detrimental to society. They implore for a stricter approach.

Among those polled, approximately 82% expressed agreement that they’d endorse increased taxes if it guaranteed them a fair distribution of hardships, whereas around 67% were open to the idea of switching Heimdall Force operatives, provided the change would be painful.

Director Tau of Yggdrasil Enterprises declined to comment.

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2025-04-01 21:59