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Meghan’s Transformation Into a Cooking Kardashian: Here’s Why It Might Actually Work

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In the United States, there seem to be subtle indications that Meghan Markle, not the Duchess of Sussex, could potentially have the final say. Now, I understand if you’re skeptical, but let me explain my perspective.

In this context, “tiny signs” refers to small, yet significant occurrences or developments that hint at a possible outcome. When I say “Meghan Markle, not the Duchess of Sussex,” it means that we are discussing Meghan as an individual and not her royal title. The phrase “just might have the last laugh” implies that she may have the last word in a situation or that she could ultimately prove to be right in a dispute or argument.

After the premiere of her controversial Netflix show, it’s clear that the Duchess of Sussex has become a target for ridicule and harsh comments in the United States.

With Love, Meghan has been lampooned absolutely everywhere across the States.

Various sources such as newspapers, magazines, entertainment publications, late-night talk show hosts, cultural analysts, comedians online, and even some individuals pretending to be redheads on the internet, have not spared Mrs. Ginger from criticism, and it appears that this relentless mockery may continue.

However, there’s one individual who has faith in her: Ted Sarandos. And let me tell you, having him as an ally would be exactly the support you’d need if you were aspiring to become a lifestyle influencer with questionable cooking abilities and a large supply of jam to peddle.

This week, during an interview with industry authority Variety, the highly influential CEO of Netflix opined that the Duchess is being undervalued regarding her impact on cultural trends.

It’s worth noting that after the airing of the Netflix series Harry & Meghan in 2022, the shoes Meghan wore became unavailable worldwide, just like the Hermes blanket situated behind her chair also sold out rapidly.

Shoes and blankets are essential items for horses, but what further meaning do they hold for us as a whole?” The Netflix executive argued, maintaining that there is an intense fascination or possibly even repulsion towards Meghan Markle and Harry, which is often overlooked in the midst of the ratings battle.

Ted Sarandos, who introduced Squid Game and professional wrestling to worldwide viewers through his platform, won’t struggle financially by underestimating the sophistication of the audience anytime in the future.

It could be the reason Netflix is leveraging the worldwide fascination with the Duchess and tying it into their business-oriented approach.

As a lifestyle expert, I’m thrilled to share that I’ve joined forces with Meghan in her company. From hereon, we’ll be creating and disseminating products showcased or mentioned on her program. Among these offerings are the delightful edible flowers, the delectable jams, and the convenient baking mixes that you might have noticed the Duchess using – despite her on-screen admission of not being particularly fond of baking!

But who gives a damn about authenticity if there is a dollar to be made?

Some people might argue that it would be more considerate of the streaming service to announce their commercial partnerships before each show, allowing viewers to decide whether Meghan’s frequent use of petals in her iced doughnuts and cocktails, such as sprinkling them on everything, is just a charming habit or clever product promotion.

It seems rather ironic when we recall the lofty promises made by Meghan and Harry about forging a ‘forward-thinking path’, initiating significant projects, instigating lasting change, unearthing and addressing the fundamental issues, emphasizing enduring solutions over short-term remedies, and essentially setting themselves apart as superior.

Here she stands, resembling a celebrity chef version of the Kardashians, peddling Victoria sponge batter mix and casually dropping suggestions – such as her preference for hemp hearts in oat-based beverages – about life within the Royal Family being akin to confinement in an ivory citadel. A fortress where she’s been denied personal expression and has not donned vibrant hues since.

Now that she’s gained her freedom, she has the opportunity to pursue her life’s purpose – educating the world about creating bath salts, as well as satisfying her peculiar hobby of reorganizing items, adding labels to them.

There’s a good chance that Harry is strolling through Montecito, wearing a tag similar to Paddington’s, which says “Take Care of this Fellow” in elegant yet somewhat intimidating handwriting.

As a devoted admirer, I’d put it this way: “This partnership,” according to Mr. Sarandos, “is a heartfelt demonstration of fan love.” In simpler terms, it could be interpreted as “seizing the day with unbridled enthusiasm for the fandom.

In the near future, I envision a Netflix store filled with edible petals, calligraphy pens, honey candles, and various Meghan-themed items. This assortment could potentially be quite popular, selling at advantageous prices. Interestingly enough, it could actually succeed.

There are plenty of individuals who appear to find delight in transferring peanut butter pretzels from one bag to another, or creating bug-like appetizers using cherry tomatoes and mozzarella balls.

Regardless of whether there are examples or not, the Duchess of Sussex serves as an inspiration for everyone regarding determination and tireless spirit. She remains steadfast on her chosen course, brushing off the derisive laughter of the world.

In contrast to the ordinary appearance she presents as a hostess in these cheesy kitchen vignettes, it’s clear that there must be something exceptionally remarkable about a woman who, relying solely on determination and a Soho House membership, successfully extricated herself and her husband from the supposedly malevolent grasp of the British Royal Family and led them to the bright, open skies of California.

It’s clearly evident, in her resolute spirit to triumph against all odds, that we truly behold the authentic Meghan.

 

Poor Meg battered over a waffle

Once again, it’s all about Meghan. It seems she can’t even prepare green waffles for St. Patrick’s Day without the online crowd turning every little thing into a wild conspiracy theory.

It seems quite curious that she supposedly prepared those dishes without them being cut into quarters, similar to the pattern on her waffle iron. What intrigued many was the possibility that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, intentionally and maliciously intended to embarrass the Royal Family by subtly crafting a waffle depiction of our late Queen Elizabeth in an attempt to humiliate them.

Just look at that whipped cream hair, those blueberries for eyes and that kiwi fruit nose.

This strongly resembles HM, yet it seems rather disregardful towards the legacy of such an admirable woman. It appears to be insensitively rude and suggests that Meghan will go to great lengths to tarnish the reputation of our Royal Family. However, I must stress that this is all in jest, so please don’t jump to conclusions too hastily.

Back Queen Gal   

The ceremony for Gal Gadot, a well-known Israeli actress, to receive her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was interrupted by demonstrators who support Palestine.

Her current predicament, unrelated to the debates about her latest movie Snow White where she portrays the Wicked Queen, is instead connected to a straightforward aspect: her lineage.

Previously, I proudly served my country in the Israeli Defense Forces, fulfilling my two-year obligation for national service. My lineage stirs up quite a frenzy in Tinseltown and the digital realm – yet, it’s not their supposed pro-Palestinian sentiments that drive these protests, but rather an underlying anti-Semitic bias.

In common knowledge, there’s a term for such situations. If the world of Hollywood possessed an ethical backbone, it would stand up for Gadot, who is under fire simply for living her life.

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2025-03-21 18:35

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