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Kim Kardashian’s Custody Crisis: Days Left to Avoid Disaster

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It seems the child custody dispute between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian has escalated dramatically, going from seemingly impossible to even more challenging than a world post-apocalypse.

However, when Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his mustache and wisdom in TV psychology, cautioned that Kimmy might be close to losing control over her four children, it made me wonder if he had been using his own medication.

‘What we do not want is for these children to wind up in foster care,’ Dr Phil said last week.

He thinks that if Kim fails to move away from her enhanced seat and protect her children from her ex-husband, who seems to be a person with views similar to Nazis and is prone to irrational rants, it might be necessary for the state to intervene and take action on her behalf.

According to Dr Phil, if the Department of Children and Families determines that one parent isn’t responding appropriately while the other is unstable, they may decide to intervene and remove the child from the home.

It appears to me that you’re implying these individuals – North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm – are some of the most well-known celebrity offspring in America. I thought it was presumed that they would only reside in a group home if they were cast as Little Orphan Annies in a revamped version of Donda’s play… or so I assumed.

After seeing Daddy Ye dressed as the KKK while talking with DJ Akademiks last weekend, I find myself needing to reassess my previous thoughts.

2012 Kanye appeared as a creative, provocative innovator skillfully managing his bipolar disorder with medication. However, in 2025, he seems like a concerning financial risk.

This version aims to convey the same information while using more natural and easy-to-read language, focusing on the evolution of Kanye’s image over time from an innovative figure to a potential liability.

I generally prefer voluntary situations, but I believe it’s becoming necessary for Jamie Spears to reactivate his conservatorship role, as it seems there’s no way to slow him down.

In the conversation with DJ Akademiks, the Grand Dragon of Derangement expressed that he didn’t feel inclined to have children with Kim after just two months together, but it seemed that a different path had been set out by God instead.

Indeed, it seems as if the Masked Manipulator might have a point regarding supernatural interference. The events unfolding bear an unsettling resemblance to the tale of Sodom and Gomorrah.

At the beginning of March, Kanye included his daughter North in a song that seemed to incorporate the voice of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, who is currently under accusations for rape and sex trafficking.

The song begins with an apparent voice recording of Combs and West speaking over the phone.

Combs expresses his heartfelt gratitude, stating, ‘I simply want to thank you enormously for looking after my children so well.’ This is said, it seems, from within a jail cell.

‘Absolutely, I love you so much man,’ West replies.

In response to the recording sessions, Kim allegedly sent a cease-and-desist order to prevent the release of the song, and requested an urgent conference with a mediator. It’s reported that she is considering seeking a judge’s decision to take away Kanye’s custody.

Shortly after that, Kanye met up with another individual facing sexual misconduct allegations, Andrew Tate, when North was again in Kanye’s care. It is said that Kim found out about this unexpected guest from North’s security personnel, and she promptly ended the visit.

It appears that Kim expresses worry, but it’s worth noting she’s not without fault in the current situation. So, a mother-of-the-year celebration might be premature at this point.

When the professional in overexposing reality isn’t dressing up her red carpet appearance, she can often be found supporting 11-year-old North’s additional appearances in music, such as her role in FKA Twigs’ latest music video.

You know Twigs – the 37-year-old trip-hop artist known for her hypersexualized kink-fetishist vibe.

To say North is growing up a bit fast is the understatement of the century.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that the children of Kim and Kanye won’t experience a typical upbringth, and currently, Dr. Phil’s insights are proving quite insightful.

 

Venti obnoxious

It seemed concerning to me as Amazon charmer Lauren Sanchez, who is known for her nerdy charm, appeared to be approaching conventionality this week in Los Angeles. She was seen sporting jeans and carrying a coffee mug.

But don’t worry folks, the thermos was really a $5,750 Balenciaga tote.

Nothing spells F.U. money like an unassuming accessory that looks like it’s destined for the trash.

Indeed, the Java clutch designed by the artist is quite compact compared to typical purses, yet it’s perfectly fine. Sanchez can easily store additional items in the pockets located within her clothing near her chest area.

 

Meghan goes green

The Duchess of Dingleberries has shared her thoughts once more, suggesting ways for fans of her “As Ever” preserve to act when they’ve finished with all the jam in their containers.

After you’ve savoringly finished each scoop of this fruity preserve, consider following my lead: clean the jar thoroughly and repurpose it as a petite vase for flowers by your bedside, or use it to neatly store writing utensils on your desk.

Dearest sister, after savoring each morsel of your high-end, mass-produced sweets, I find myself longing for a bottle of bourbon to quiet the endless chatter that seems to follow them.

 

Unplugged

On a Monday in New York City, pictures emerged of the woman who is reportedly Elon Musk’s newest child’s mother, promoting a $100,000 Tesla vehicle to a second-hand car buying company on the city streets.

As an ardent admirer, I find myself compelled to rectify the substantial reduction, approximately 60%, in my son’s child support, as recently implemented by none other than Elon Musk, to whom I voiced this concern with a sense of urgency, stating it to a Daily Mail reporter.

‘You can check the stocks… The markets are catching up to what I’ve known for a long time.’

Well, the jokes on your, sweetie.

Telsa’s resale prices are lower than your self-respect.

 

Love birdies

On Monday, a thoughtful Donald Trump found himself contemplating as he was questioned about the growing bond between the mother of his grandchildren (by marriage) and renowned golfer Tiger Woods.

In a boisterous tone, he expressed his affection for Tiger and Vanessa, who was once known as Mrs. Don Jr. He stated that he is extremely joyful for both of them.

However, though Donald Jr appears to have found new companionship with Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson, it looks like Donald Sr continues to harbor feelings for his ex-wife, Vanessa, as if she were the one who slipped through his fingers.

As a loyal supporter, I believe that Vanessa’s bond with my son has suffered significantly due to the relentless investigation into Russia, often referred to as “Russia, Russia, Russia,” and the troubles they subjected Donald to.

 

Vote for murder!

Things just got even worse for Californians — and for once, it’s not Greasy Gavin Newsom’s fault.

A formerly active attorney, now residing in Los Angeles and known for his eccentricity, is advocating for a proposal titled after Luigi Mangione, a notorious figure rumored to have been involved in the adult entertainment industry and accused of murdering United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson in December.

546,000 legitimate signatures are required for the “Luigi Mangione Access to Health Care Act” to appear on the ballot in 2026.

The Mangione’s online fan club seems to have about the same size as their team, which doesn’t bode well for the Golden State.

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2025-04-02 00:35

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