Danny Dyer’s Hilarious Plan to Revive His Love Life on a Dubai Getaway!

Danny Dyer has confessed that it’s been six months since he shared a bed with his wife, Joanne Mas. He recently disclosed his intentions for an extravagant vacation in Dubai, hoping to find some excitement there, as he put it, “to give it a go”.

Thomas, the protagonist of “The Marching Powder,” turned 47 years old. He started dating Joanne back in 1992, and together they have three children: Dani (age 28), Sunnie (age 18), and Arty (age 11). They are the proud parents of this lovely brood.

In the past, their relationship had a history of accusations of infidelity, but despite this, they reconciled permanently and got married in 2016, a year after Joanne put forth the proposal.

However, on the Live And Let Dyers podcast, which he co-hosts with his daughter Dani, Danny recently disclosed that he and Joanne have faced a period of less intimacy due to their busy schedules.

As an overly enthusiastic fan, I can’t help but share this intriguing tidbit: In a rather unusual conversation, Danny confided in me about an unexpected bout of jealousy he experienced. The incident unfolded when his beloved Joanne gently massaged their daughter Dani’s feet upon returning home for an overnight stay at their grand mansion in Essex.

He mentioned that you were seated on the couch, while mom seemed preoccupied in some way. She then began to rub your feet. It’s unusual for her to touch her husband’s feet, and it has been six months since I last saw you with a winkle (a playful term for a corn or callus).

But then Danny revealed how he has a cunning plan to resurrect his love life.

He mentioned that they are heading to Dubai to have a grand time, which is the reason behind his vacation planning, even though there’s only a slight possibility of good fortune.

The former EastEnders star also hinted that he wouldn’t rule out having a forth child. 

He told Dani: “It looks like you’re spared from getting another sibling for now, as mom is expecting another child, and I manage to get her pregnant approximately every ten years.

‘But actually I don’t think my jook, shall we call it jook? Is what it was.’

Nevertheless, when Dani mentioned that the Oscar-winning actor Robert De Niro had just become a father of seven at the age of 80, Danny from Rivals didn’t express admiration.

He commented, “Isn’t he quite unpleasant, isn’t he, De Niro? I’ve noticed in recent interviews that he seems uncomfortable and uninterested. After all he’s accomplished, it appears as though he’s tired of being there.

‘On The One Show, I spotted him, but he seemed quite downcast. I couldn’t help thinking, “Perk up a bit, you’ve got more opportunities in life than I do.”‘

Then Danny added: ‘Shout out to De Niro, maybe one day we’ll work together.’

This year’s most anticipated wedding is approaching for the Dyers, as Dani prepares to marry her West Ham soccer player boyfriend, Jarrod Bowen, who is 28 years old.

twin daughters aged 2 (Summer and Star) and a son, Santiago, who is also 4. She shares the twins and Santiago with her former partner, Sammy Kimmence.

Over the weekend, the winner of Love Island, Dani, kicked off her bachelorette party with a grand gathering for loved ones, affectionately referred to as “Till death do us party”. The second part of the festivities is scheduled to unfold shortly before the traditional wedding ceremony in the upcoming weeks.

Dani posted on Instagram some pictures from her luxurious female get-together, showing scenes of a relaxed dinner and later, dancing.

She was stunning in a fashionable, strapless mini dress that featured an intricate mesh corset top adorned with pearls and a ruffled skirt.

Additionally, the star adorned the outfit with a set of lengthy, mesh sleeve extensions featuring intricate ‘To be Bowen’ embroidery along the rim.

Dani arranged her long, golden hair into cascading waves and secured it in a tidy half-up hairstyle. She gracefully stood tall wearing a pair of pristine white heels.

She was in high spirits as she enjoyed an Aperol Spritz and posed for photos with friends. 

Visitors, each attired in dark ensembles, enjoyed an extravagant dining experience that featured a table adorned with vibrant red roses and elegantly placed black candles.

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2025-04-15 14:54

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