The doctor studied my hip X-ray and sighed… An uproarious account of PIERS MORGAN’S week in hospital

I was feeling particularly healthy and energetic, likely because I’d had a flu-free Christmas – I got vaccinated in early November for the first time – and had just enjoyed a restful golf trip to Barbados with my sons.








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