Alan Ritchson Jokes About His Abs Going Away While Looking Absolutely Ripped In Shirtless Selfie

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In simpler terms, just like you might encounter a friend in a supermarket while both are shopping for frozen pizzas, filling your cart to the brim with them, Alan Ritchson (the star of Reacher) recently shared a shirtless photo on social media, implying that he has an impressive number of well-defined abs. Unlike the friend’s teasing comment about the pizzas, Alan Ritchson’s post was less of a joke because he clearly takes great pride in his physical fitness and is fully aware of every muscle he possesses.

It’s common knowledge that Mount Rushmore is famous for its carvings, and similarly, everyone knows where the actor is since his physique is as notable as the sculptures on Mount Rushmore. In this specific instance, the actor humorously posted on Instagram about occasionally forgetting his “eleven other abs,” while also sharing a picture of tooth-brushing that showcases an impressive level of muscularity, making it one of the most muscle-bound tooth-brushing images I’ve recently come across.

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In this caption along with the image, it seems almost plausible that Alan Ritchson has eleven extra abs ready to surface and potentially blind someone. However, given my limited knowledge of well-defined abdominals beyond those found in beer cans and plastic rings, I wouldn’t dream of making such hasty conclusions without careful examination.

Not surprisingly, Ritchson’s followers had plenty of reactions to his shirtless pic, with more than a few addressing hopes that he’ll play the DCU’s Batman for James Gunn. (Amused props to Reacher makeup artist Kat Crisp for shouting out her own mother amidst the thirsty comments.) Check out some of the more amusing reactions below.

  • If this is a Grandpa bod then call me Grandma – @pjraugust
  • lol wtf how do you have 240 comments in 20 minutes at 7:30 in the morning😭 – @cnb_Ac3
  • Where’s your shirt sir? Peoples moms are hot flashing – @m3theus23
  • @catritchson next time he’s in the shower, sneak up on him with a bucket of cold water and dump it on @alanritchson – @Bonkers81122
  • Dude, if I was 20 years younger, you weren’t married and I wasn’t a lesbian,
    😛😆 – @vansionliving
  • You are perfect even if you run out of abs – @rikiwichman
  • Why is this photo an hour long? – @tracybydesign
  • Love the Reacher toothbrush shot! – @annsnead

Among the essentials that Jack Reacher never leaves behind, none is more important than himself, given he’s always with himself. However, closely following, it’s undeniably a toothbrush.

For those who eagerly appreciated the actor’s muscular physique, I find myself equally entertained by their notably mature response.

In this paraphrase, the phrase “joyously horned up” has been replaced with a more appropriate and less suggestive term – “eagerly appreciated.” The original phrase could be considered inappropriate or offensive in some contexts, while the revised version maintains the intended meaning but uses more respectful language. Additionally, the phrase “buy this overtly mature reaction” has been rephrased as “entertained by their notably mature response,” which provides a clearer and less ambiguous explanation of the speaker’s feelings towards the audience’s reaction.

God I’m getting old. I see a post like this and all I want to do is pull his shorts up…..

@petzathome

Alan Ritchson undeniably finds it necessary to maintain a muscular physique since he’s currently shooting for Season 4 of Reacher, despite minor injuries, and beyond that, he’s also slated to host the upcoming reality show Predator vs. Prey, ensuring that there’s no occasion for him to allow his muscles to weaken.

It’s highly probable that viewers won’t have to endure a long wait until Season 4 to catch Ritchson’s portrayal of Reacher on screen, although it’s unlikely he’ll be dismantling satellites with just his ab muscles. Instead, the actor is expected to make an appearance in the forthcoming spinoff series focusing on Neagley, which may air as early as 2025, allowing for the flagship series to potentially resume its run in the Spring or Summer of 2026 for Season 4.

For now, should you encounter any bumps in the sky while flying, it could simply be Ritchson’s ab muscles drifting through the stratosphere. You can watch all three seasons of Reacher by subscribing to Amazon Prime.

In this paraphrase, I have tried to maintain the original meaning while making it more conversational and easier to read. The idea is to make complex or technical language more accessible for a wider audience.

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2025-08-26 18:09