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Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: ‘You can’t say that!’

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Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'

As a seasoned entertainer myself, I can empathize with Abbey Clancy’s dental dilemma. Just like Ken Dodd, whose protruding teeth were his trademark, we comedians often find ourselves the unwitting bearers of unique physical characteristics that become our signature.

On Monday, Abbey Clancy showcased her stunning physique in a lively video with her husband, Peter Crouch, to advertise their podcast “The Therapy Crouch.”

38-year-old model stunned in a minimalistic, white swimsuit prior to a footballer astonishingly commenting on the Twilight series with an adult-themed jest, leaving her speechless.

In a playful video, Abbey looked enticingly at the camera prior to picking up and drinking her soccer-playing spouse’s beer.

43-year-old Peter seemed taken aback as the beverage dripped from Abbey’s chin, causing her once-glamorous demeanor to fade away. Accompanying the caption: “Who among us threw a punch?”

In the midst of the podcast, that England legend casually dropped a witty remark as the stunning interviewee reminisced about her vacation purchase – none other than “Twilight,” the very book that became a blockbuster film featuring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. I was absolutely thrilled to hear him bring up my all-time favorite series!

Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'

Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'
Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'
Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'

‘I’ve read the Twilight series, but it lacked the intensity of asking, ‘Can we kiss?’ It seemed too mild or subdued for my taste.’

As Peter laughed: ‘You’re used to raunch’.

Abbey agreed: ‘I want a bit of smut, obviously an adult book would have a bit of…’

‘Slap and tickle’ their producer suggested, while a Peter still giggled added: ‘Hanky panky’.

Abbey went on saying, “All Bella seemed to be doing was lost in thoughts, imagining herself tenderly touching his face.”

‘You don’t want to see that’, Peter concluded before quipping: ‘Give him a w***’.

Abbey collapsed into fits of giggles saying: ‘You can’t say that!’.   

After the person confessed that she was angry following the use of braces which resulted in her having misaligned teeth, reminiscent of the teeth of the renowned comedian Ken Dodd.

Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'
Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'
Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'
Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'

Abbey expressed that the braces ended up making her teeth look more misaligned than they were initially, leaving her with teeth that appear less attractive and somewhat comical compared to their previous state.

Speaking on the couple’s podcast The Therapy Crouch, she said: ‘My teeth used to be two millimetres sticking out – and now they’re four millimetres sticking out.

As a lifestyle guide, I found myself sporting a brace for an extended six-month journey, only to emerge with a quirkier smile and a slimmer dental arch – quite unexpected, I must say!

As a dedicated enthusiast, I’ve found myself confronted with the same crossbite issue, and unfortunately, it seems to have worsened. Consequently, during my recent visit to the dentist, I couldn’t help but inquire rather passionately, “What on earth is happening here?”

‘I’m that comedian with all the teeth. The Scouse one. With the feather duster. Ken Dodd.’

Yet, the mother of four has been comforted by her dentist, stating that her teeth will naturally align better as she continues to wear them for a longer period.

Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'
Abbey Clancy flaunts her incredible figure in a skimpy white bikini for fun clip with husband Peter Crouch before the footballer leaves her speechless with X-rated quip: 'You can't say that!'

She mentioned: ‘The dentist told me, “Teeth follow a specific pattern of movement, and afterwards, they reposition themselves.”‘

In 2018, comedy icon Sir Ken, known for his extensive stand-up performances and popular characters like the Diddy Men and tickling stick, passed away at the venerable age of 90.

Sir Ken’s prominent teeth are a result of a bicycle accident when he was seven, and he had mentioned that they have since become his unique identifying feature.

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2024-08-19 20:09

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