Oh, what a whimsical Wednesday it was! 🌟 The clever chaps at Mac House, those masters of casual attire, have decided to toss their sewing machines into the wind and dive headfirst into the dizzying world of Bitcoin and AI. Shareholders, with a gleeful nod, approved a name change to Gyet Co., Ltd., a name so peculiar it practically screams, “We’re up to something bonkers!”
This isn’t just a corporate hiccup, mind you. It’s a full-blown, belly-laughing leap into the future! Cryptocurrency, blockchain, and artificial intelligence-oh my! 🧙‍♂️ Gyet’s grand plan is to build a Bitcoin treasure chest so vast it’ll make pirates weep with envy. And the world, both near and far, is watching with eyebrows raised and popcorn in hand. 🍿
“Yet” and Its Global Shenanigans
Gyet’s new charter is a smorgasbord of digital delights, stuffed with cryptocurrency acquisition, trading, and even mining! Yes, mining! 🏔️✨ They’re also dabbling in staking, lending, and yield farming-because why stop at one fad when you can chase them all? And let’s not forget NFTs, generative AI, and data centers. It’s like a tech carnival, and Gyet’s the ringmaster with a top hat full of tricks! 🎩
The name itself is a hoot: “Growth Yet,” “Global Yet,” “Generation Yet.” It’s as if they’re saying, “We’re not just here; we’re everywhere, and we’re not done yet!” 🌍✨ A bold move for a company once content with selling trousers and tees. Now they’re aiming to clothe the future-digitally, of course.
Bitcoin and the Great Mining Adventure
Back in June 2025, Gyet whispered sweet nothings about digital assets, and by July, they were cozying up to mining firm Zerofield. Fast forward to today, and they’re splashing $11.6 million on Bitcoin, testing mining rigs in Texas and Georgia-where electricity is cheaper than a bag of crisps. 🥔✨ Their goal? A modest 1,000 BTC. Modest, they say! For an apparel company, it’s like deciding to build a spaceship in your backyard. 🚀
In Japan, Gyet’s not alone in this madness. Hotta Marusho and Kitabo have also ditched their day jobs for the crypto craze. It’s a trend, a fever, a delightful lunacy that might just convince every tea shop and noodle bar to start mining Ethereum. 🍜⛏️
Hybrid DAT Model: Trousers Meet Tokens
Gyet’s master plan? A hybrid model where traditional commerce waltzes with digital asset management. Imagine buying a pair of jeans and getting a Bitcoin voucher in your pocket! 🧢💰 They’re even beefing up their share count from 31 million to 90 million-because why not? The more, the merrier, especially when you’re reinventing the wheel… or the wardrobe.
So, there you have it, folks! Gyet Co., Ltd.: from frocks to blockchains, with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sarcasm. The future’s bright, the future’s… well, a bit bizarre. But who doesn’t love a good circus? 🎪✨
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